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i put the xxx in marxxxism
Posted on 28th Aug at 5:43 PM, with 255,951 notes

sweet-ladykisses:

This might look adorable because “aw, he booped into a tree,” but in actuality they’re migrating to water and got separated from the herd.

His mom won’t leave her baby behind, so while she’d be able to keep up just fine, his little body can’t, and he’s getting so weak that he’s running into things trying to follow her.

Fortunately, they caught up with the herd. But another young adolescent was following the scent of his mother, in the wrong direction. (My heart broke.)

Posted on 28th Aug at 5:39 PM, with 16,932 notes

danielkanhai:

all police sketch artists to be replaced with teens using doll dress up games on the internet.

"this is what the suspect would look like if he was a girl and a sailor scout.”

Posted on 28th Aug at 5:32 PM, with 30,691 notes
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4 chan

and 9 gags ago

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Abe Lincoln: president, log cabin builder, memer (via officialbioware)
Posted on 28th Aug at 5:32 PM, with 20,520 notes
hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun
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hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

Posted on 28th Aug at 5:30 PM, with 39,720 notes
"I dont get along with other girls because girls are so bitchy"
Posted on 14th Aug at 3:13 PM, with 72,760 notes

normcore-dad:

Shout out to Al Jazeera straight up showing a video of their reporters getting tear gassed during a live interview of the Ferguson police chief denying that they are tear gassing journalists.

Posted on 14th Aug at 3:12 PM, with 12,503 notes

femalerappers:

precumming:

IMAGINE IF KELLY CLARKSON AND NICKI MINAJ COLLABORATED ON A SINGLE 

Who the fuck is Kelly Clarkson

Posted on 14th Aug at 3:11 PM, with 59,543 notes

princeowl:

calling cops pigs is really offensive. pigs are kind, gentle, intelligent creatures. don’t compare them to cops

Posted on 7th Aug at 10:46 PM, with 113 notes

unclefather:

honestly hannah montana had some bangers

Posted on 7th Aug at 10:46 PM, with 385,710 notes

life-gets-bad-sometimes:

qonorrhea:

text posts are like children
you delete the ones that dont succeed

what

Posted on 7th Aug at 10:38 PM, with 92,730 notes

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

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