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i put the xxx in marxxxism
Posted on 29th Jul at 4:13 PM, with 316,237 notes

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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Posted on 29th Jul at 4:06 PM, with 17,172 notes
Jesus: Make sure nobody is poor
Everyone:
Jesus:
Everyone: So like industrial capitalism?
Posted on 29th Jul at 4:02 PM, with 1,525 notes
world: we’re gonna use the scale where 0° is freezing and 100° is boiling.
america: cool, we’re gonna use the one that doesn’t make sense.
Posted on 29th Jul at 3:59 PM, with 298,535 notes

omgitsbrilliant:

livindavidaloki:

redhjedi:

The Hulk ain’t never lied.

I can’t even express how much respect I have for Mark Ruffalo.  The dude’s on the US terrorism watchlist for fuck’s sake.

Omg, it’s true

Posted on 29th Jul at 3:58 PM, with 122,143 notes
asian-mist:

toyota:

This gif is the meaning of the word “yas”


!!!!

asian-mist:

toyota:

This gif is the meaning of the word “yas”

!!!!

Posted on 29th Jul at 3:57 PM, with 320,840 notes
guy:

this is my fav iggy azalea music video(:

guy:

this is my fav iggy azalea music video(:

Posted on 29th Jul at 12:16 AM, with 77,746 notes
me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
me today: i do. i need sleep.
me tonight: lol who needs sleep
Posted on 29th Jul at 12:14 AM, with 323,829 notes

sluttyoliveoil:

i wonder if anyone notices that i only wear like three pairs of pants

Posted on 29th Jul at 12:10 AM, with 68,757 notes

ugly:

ONE WATERMELON FRESH FROM THE MANURE FIELD YOUR SPOOKYNESS

Posted on 25th Jul at 6:19 PM, with 66,935 notes

2chaaaain:

linzstuck:

posts saying white cis males suck

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posts saying all men suck

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friends reblogging those posts

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me wearing a hatimage

me wearing another hat

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me wearing another hat

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me wearing another hat

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me wearing the first hat again 

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me wearing another hat

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:)

Posted on 25th Jul at 6:16 PM, with 50,336 notes
askinnyblackman:

getblurred:

b-ak3d:

visualeyesed:

angryblackman:

2damnfeisty:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

theafrocentrics:

classicassi:

out0ftheblue:

thepoeticlovechild:

im-lil-g:

what is shoot up schools?

What Is “Pay For Nudes”?

What is “ride bikes in the rain”

What is “fuck their pets”

What is “dance offbeat”?

what is not combing or washing your hair for 7 years and calling it dreads

what is not season their food?

What is “going exploring in the woods at 2am in the morning”

…..I ride my bike in the rain..

Shit like this pisses me off if this were “something black people do” itd be racist. Fuck all yall right now.

GOD FOR BID WHITE PEOPLE MADE SOMETHING LIKE THIS YALL WOULD CAUSE A RIOT HAHAHA SHIT IF IT WASNT FOR US WHITE FOLKS YALL WOULDNT HAVE TUMBLR😂

what is “make responses like tumblr users getblurred and b-ak3d”

askinnyblackman:

getblurred:

b-ak3d:

visualeyesed:

angryblackman:

2damnfeisty:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

theafrocentrics:

classicassi:

out0ftheblue:

thepoeticlovechild:

im-lil-g:

what is shoot up schools?

What Is “Pay For Nudes”?

What is “ride bikes in the rain”

What is “fuck their pets”

What is “dance offbeat”?

what is not combing or washing your hair for 7 years and calling it dreads

what is not season their food?

What is “going exploring in the woods at 2am in the morning”

…..I ride my bike in the rain..

Shit like this pisses me off if this were “something black people do” itd be racist. Fuck all yall right now.

GOD FOR BID WHITE PEOPLE MADE SOMETHING LIKE THIS YALL WOULD CAUSE A RIOT HAHAHA SHIT IF IT WASNT FOR US WHITE FOLKS YALL WOULDNT HAVE TUMBLR😂

what is “make responses like tumblr users getblurred and b-ak3d”

Posted on 24th Jul at 3:00 PM, with 532,983 notes

panicatthehowelllester:

phunkyvanspam:

supercalifraginatural:

nerfherdersftw:

I just.. THIS SENTENCE WILL IGNITE AND FUEL MANY DREAMS

I have scrolled down this about 5 times and it has almost made me cry every time omg

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When they panned to Benedict crying, my heart cried

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