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Posted on 13th Apr at 12:01 PM, with 373,550 notes

austenmarie:

chromehearts:

A feminism comic I did for my uni’s newspaper. I wish I had a bit more time to work on it, but I’m pleased with how it came out considering the tight deadline!

Love this. Very very well said and well drawn!

Posted on 13th Apr at 11:58 AM, with 65,443 notes

gay8:

megakabuterimon:

total-queer-move:

LOOK. IT’S EVERY SINGLE STEREOTYPE ABOUT MEN’S RIGHTS ACTIVISTS PUT INTO ONE HANDY-DANDY DEMOGRAPHICS SURVEY SO IT CAN BE STATISTICALLY VALIDATED!! [x]

THANKS R/MENSRIGHTS!!

LOL

this is the funniest thing ive ever seen

Posted on 10th Apr at 8:53 PM, with 17,287 notes

jerkidiot:

do u ever take a selfie and don’t know what to do with ur hands??

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well here are some suggestions to take a great selfie with no awkward hand!

1. hold a fake dog

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2. hold a real cat

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3. puppet show!

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4. read a good book

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5. (if u like it then u should have) put a ring on it

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6. smoke em out with ur hot deck

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and finally 7. pose with the greatest film series of all time

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i hope this helps you all to take great selfies! 

Posted on 10th Apr at 7:05 PM, with 1,513 notes

meladoodle:

looking to attract a girl? play hard to get. play impossible to get. lock yourself in an impenetrable, bomb proof box inside an ancient pyramid riddled with booby traps.

Posted on 8th Apr at 9:19 PM, with 2 notes
haleysalad:

Harvard students poop here
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haleysalad:

Harvard students poop here

Posted on 8th Apr at 8:45 PM, with 694,674 notes

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Posted on 8th Apr at 8:42 PM, with 1,528 notes
theonion:

EPA: “If you come across any plants in your community or maybe some squirrels or a bird of some kind, we ask that you not kill or destroy them.”
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theonion:

EPA: “If you come across any plants in your community or maybe some squirrels or a bird of some kind, we ask that you not kill or destroy them.”

Posted on 8th Apr at 8:36 PM, with 432,166 notes

fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.

Posted on 8th Apr at 8:34 PM, with 686,120 notes

starllex:

this is my favorite post of all time

Posted on 8th Apr at 8:32 PM, with 246 notes
think-progress:

Better luck next time, Jenny McCarthy and friends. 
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think-progress:

Better luck next time, Jenny McCarthy and friends. 

Posted on 4th Apr at 12:22 AM, with 23,297 notes
at the resturant with bae
waitress: *fills his glass with ice water*
me: *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
me: you want my man or something?
her: wh-wat?
me: i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
me: I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
me: everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
him: aye calm down
me: nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy
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